(as) thick as two short planks
US /əz θɪk əz tuː ʃɔrt plæŋks/
UK /əz θɪk əz tuː ʃɔrt plæŋks/

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غبي جداً, أحمق للغاية
very stupid
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He's (as) thick as two short planks, he never understands anything.
إنه غبي جداً، لا يفهم أي شيء أبداً.
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You'd have to be as thick as two short planks to believe that story.
يجب أن تكون غبيًا جدًا لتصدق تلك القصة.