as old as the hills

US /æz oʊld æz ðə hɪlz/
UK /æz oʊld æz ðə hɪlz/
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very old; ancient

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This joke is as old as the hills, but it still makes me laugh.
My grandmother's stories are as old as the hills, but I love listening to them.